Recreation >
As new quotes are found, they will be added to the bottom of the list.
"The creative person wants to be a know-it-all. He wants to know about all kinds of things: ancient history, nineteenth-century mathematics, current manufacturing techniques, flower arranging, and hog futures. Because he never knows when these ideas might come together to form a new idea. It may happen six minutes later or six months, or six years down the road. But he has faith that it will happen." -- Carl Ally
"The great accomplishments of man have resulted from the transmission of ideas and enthusiasm." -- Thomas J. Watson
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" -- Albert Einstein
"Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind." -- Marston Bates
"Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly." -- Roger Ebert
"Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with its apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence." -- Norman Podhoretz
"Creativity involves breaking out of established patterns in order to look at things in a different way." -- Edward de Bono
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." -- Albert Einstein
"When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge." -- Albert Einstein
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -- Albert Einstein
"Education means developing the mind, not stuffing the memory." -- Anonymous
"Knowledge is knowing -- or knowing where to find out." -- Alvin Toffler
"We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge." -- John Naisbitt
"Smart is believing half of what you hear, brilliant is knowing which half to believe." -- Anonymous
"Imagine you are blazing a trail without a compass -- where will you end up? You'll probably do a random walk. But if you don't start out with a particular goal, I suppose that doesn't really matter. And if it is a nice forest, you'll enjoy the scenery. I suppose that describes my career." -- Jerome B. Weisner, President Emeritus, MIT
"[She] is one of the secret masters of the world: a librarian. They control information. Don't ever piss one off." -- Spider Robinson
"The more research I do the more I find everything is at random. Somebody goes off in this direction, somebody in that, and who knows what the end result is going to be?" -- Harrison E. Salisbury
"I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way." -- Franklin P. Adams
"A learned man is an idler who kills time by study." -- George Bernard Shaw
"Oh, I did a little research on you. You were born in Columbus, Ohio on May the 22nd. That makes you a Gemini. You're a graduate of MIT with a PhD in science. You're a Phi Beta Kappa, although you don't wear your key, which means either that you're modest or you lost it. You spent World War Two in Greenland, working on something so top secret that even I couldn't find out about it. You're one of the leading exponents of the electronic brain in this country and the inventor and patent holder of an electronic brain machine called EMERAC -- the Electromagnetic Memory and Research Arithmetical Calculator. That's all I found out so far, but I only had half an hour." -- Bunny Watson (Katherine Hepburn) in Desk Set
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil." -- Anonymous (as seen on NancyButtons)
"Our whole American way of life is a great war of ideas, and librarians are the arms dealers selling weapons to both sides." -- James Quinn
"I rarely feel happier than when I am in a library -- very rarely feel more soothed and calm and secure. and there in the soft gloom of the stacks, I feel very much in my element -- a book among books, almost."
-- Randall Jarrell
"I am neither especially clever, nor especially gifted, just very, very curious." -- Albert Einstein
"People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made." -- Mark Twain "People who love sausage, respect the law, or use software should never watch them being made." -- Elisabeth Riba
"She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to." -- Gypsy Rose Lee
"The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously. The first is imperative and the second is disastrous." -- Margot Fonteyn
"A good lesson in keeping your perspective is: Take your job seriously but don't take yourself seriously." -- Tip O'Neill (for a long time, I had this printed on the back of my business cards)
"Off on a tangent; back in a secant..." -- Elisabeth Riba
"I don't think it's overstating things to suggest [librarians] are the thin grey line between literacy and barbarism." -- Neil Gaiman
"A library ... should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas -- a place where history comes to life." -- Norman Cousins
"You can't spell 'Librarians' without 'Lis Riba.'" -- Lis Riba
"He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the even more refined accomplishments of skipping and skimming." -- Arthur Balfour
"For the face, I grant, I might well blush to offer, but the mind I shall never be ashamed to present." -- Elizabeth Tudor
"Public business, my son, must always be done by somebody. It will be done by somebody or other. If wise men decline it, others will not; if honest men refuse it, others will not." -- John Adams, in a letter to his son Thomas, 1789
"The clock would be more simple if you destroyed all the wheels and left only the weights or the spring, but it would not tell the time of day. A farmer's barn would be more simple if without apartments and he turned in all together his horses, cattle, sheep and hogs: yet his haymows would be wasted and his stock killed and gored. A ship would be more simple without a rudder, but one mast and but one sail. A city would be more simple if you built it all in one house or barrack without departments and turned all the people in together. The solar system would be more simple if all the planets were destroyed and you left only the sun. The universe would be more simple if it were all in one globe. The earth would be more simple if it were all fire, water, air or earth, but its inhabitants must perish in either case. The laws would be more simple if all reduced to one 'Be it enacted that every man, woman and child shall do their duty.' It is silly to be eternally harping upon simplicity in a form of government. The simplest of all possible governments is a despotism in one. Simplicity is not the summum bonum." -- John Adams
"[Giles]'s gonna be alright. He's like super librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon." -- Xander Harris in Buffy: the Vampire Slayer
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that the English language is as pure as a crib-house whore. It not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary." -- James Nicoll
Xiphias's First Law: "That which exists is possible." -- Ian Osmond
Xiphias's Law of Pizza: "The epitome of good pizza is the pizza from the store around the corner where you grew up." -- Ian Osmond
Xiphias's First Law of Bookshelves: "There is no such thing as too many books, only not enough bookcases." -- Ian Osmond
Xiphias's Second Law of Bookshelves: "There is no such thing as enough bookcases, only insufficient books." -- Ian Osmond
"Books breed like rabbits; bookcases breed like elephants." -- Anonymous (as seen on NancyButtons)
"If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier." -- Bette Midler
"The government is the employee of the American people. We're the boss. And I realized that specifically we're the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert. We want to government to do amazing things for us, brilliantly and without flaw, for free." -- Avram Grumer
"Six months in the laboratory will save you a whole afternoon in the library." -- "Daniel's boss" (as seen on Librarian.net)
"No day in which you learn something is a complete loss" -- David Eddings
"If the Republicans really think it is such a good idea not to have government regulation, let's try an experiment. Let's just take down all the traffic signs and signals and see what happens. Think voluntary compliance will make us safer? And there's not even a monetary incentive to drive unsafely." -- Molly Ivins
"I'm not a historian or etymologist; I just have a lot of useless crap in my head." -- John Kensmark
"Experience teaches us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government's purpose is beneficent. Men born to freedom are naturally alert to repel invasion of their liberty by evil-minded rulers. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding." -- Louis Dembitz Brandeis
"The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men." -- Plato
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -- Bertrand Russell
"Libraries have always been home to me. They have seemed not inhibiting, not scary, but veritable lighthouses of Utopian order and generosity amid the clutter and ignorance and selfishness of so much of the life that is lived in this world." -- Robert Hughes
"I really didn't realize the librarians were, you know, such a dangerous group. They are subversive. You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them." -- Michael Moore
"Ok, sure. We've all got our little preconceived notions about what librarians are and what they do. Many people think of them as diminutive civil servants, scuttling about "Sssh-ing" people and stamping things. Well, think again buster.
Librarians have degrees. They go to graduate school for Information Science and become masters of data systems and human/computer interaction. Librarians can catalog anything from an onion to a dog's ear. They could catalog you. Librarians wield unfathomable power. With a flip of the wrist they can hide your dissertation behind piles of old Field and Stream magazines. They can find data for your term paper that you never knew existed. They may even point you toward new and appropriate subject headings.
People become librarians because they know too much. Their knowledge extends beyond mere categories. They cannot be confined to disciplines. Librarians are all-knowing and all-seeing. They bring order to chaos. They bring wisdom and culture to the masses. They preserve every aspect of human knowledge. Librarians rule. And they will kick the crap out of anyone who says otherwise." -- Erica Olsen, Librarian Avengers
"What can I say? Librarians rule." -- Regis Philbin
|